Yuck.

Today's creepiness is brought to you by the Former-Teachers-Turned-Psychos of America.

So today at work an ex-client came in and gave me the willies. He's probably the creepiest client we've ever had, or that I've known since I started here. He used to teach but quit and has since become a psycho, if he wasn't one already. He and his wife are insane which is why my boss fired them as clients several months ago. However, today he came in and cried at my boss until my boss agreed to take him back. The man has crazy long hair, a Unabomber beard, and eyes that would be better suited on someone threatening to jump off a building.

Mace, anyone?