S vs. W - part 5 - literacy & Paris Hilton

Will: you know
Will: I think it was zimbabwe
Will: they had one of the lowest literacy rates in the world
Will: also
Sam: well just wait til angelina and brad get there
Will: 90% of illiterate people come from russia, china, india or the middle east
Sam: they'll teach everyone to read in like 3 seconds and then cure aids while they're at it
Sam: interesting
Will: and of those 90%, I think it was 80% are women
Sam: china and india
Sam: god
Sam: sad
Will: well
Will: 80% of 90% is less than 80% total
Will: but yeah
Sam: yes
Will: so
Will: about 70% of illiterate people in those countries are female
Will: also
Sam: also
Will: you might be proud or sickened by this
Sam: 70% of me is illiterate
Will: I managed to pick Paris Hilton out of a crowd and point her out to J
Will: thats right
Sam: wow
Will: Im DOWN with popular culture
Sam: i don't know whether to laugh or barf
Will: haha yeah
Will: I didnt either
Will: so I did both
Sam: and also
Sam: J doesn't know paris hilton?
Sam: ha yes
Sam: he may be the coolest person alive
Sam: just for that
Will: he does
Will: but see
Will: it was on a TV show
Will: and no one was expecting to see her
Will: and I was like
Will: hey wait a minute
Will: go back
Will: is that girl over there paris hilton?
Will: and he was like uhhh?
Sam: ha
Will: and I was like FUCK YEAH if there were any popular girls around Id be the best thing since chocolate
Will: I might not have actually said that to J
Will: there are conflicting reports
Sam: haha
Sam: since chocolate?
Sam: chocolate is everything
Sam: you might be the best thing second to chocolate
Sam: which is pretty freaking sweet
Will: haha
Will: yeah
Will: its high up there
Will: for sure
Sam: for sure