S vs. W - part 4 - robbing J & Anacostia
Sam: apparently your brother is hanging out with J right now
Sam: i thought J had gone to nova
Will: did he not?
Sam: unless your brother flew to nova
Sam: just now
Will: haha
Sam: in his rocket
Will: well
Will: you know he likes to keep it fueled in case of emergencies
Will: like J's house
Sam: yes
Sam: speaking of J's house, i'm planning to rob it
Sam: just a heads up
Sam: when i get all kinds of cool furniture soon
...
Sam: we went to d.c.
Sam: and i got us lost
Will: HOT
Will: also
Will: a little known fact:
Sam: yes, i got us lost in d.c. at 12am
Will: oh god
Sam: hahaha
Will: did you end up in anacostia?
Sam: probably
Will: youd know
Sam: but we were only lost for about 12 minutes
Sam: not really
Sam: i don't know d.c.
Sam: obviously since i got us lost
Will: SE DC is like the rob, rape and kill capital of the nation
Sam: yes, this i know
Will: and anacostia is the capital of SE DC
Sam: we left the mci center
Sam: and were right about to get on 66
Sam: dave was like, this road turns into 66
Sam: so i see a sign
Sam: and turn
Sam: and end up in hell
Will: haha
Will: yay
Sam: aka downtown d.c.
Will: haha huzzah
Will: oh
Sam: and he's like, you were supposed to stay straight on that road!
Will: back to robbing J
Sam: oh
Sam: yes, that's more beneficial to me
Will: technically it will be burglary if you dont hold him up
Sam: oh
Will: but
Sam: well i could hold him up
Sam: if you want
Will: well
Will: listen close kiddo
[Insert secret to robbing J's house here.]
Will: so we could just [insert secret plans here]
Will: and steal all his stuff
Sam: and put it...in my camry
Will: well
Will: not all of it
Will: you have to leave a torn piece of cloth on the door
Will: and put some small objects near his neighbors house
Will: and then we plant some evidence inside the neighbors house
Sam: hahaha
Sam: you seem to know a lot about burgling J
Sam: have you done it before? in a nonsexual way, that is
Will: hahaha no
Will: who doesnt think about crime
Sam: this is true
Sam: i think about killing you all the time
Will: probably most people dont come up with a plan to burgle their friends houses
Will: but!
Will: I am not psychopathic
Will: or a kleptomaniac
Sam: if you say so
Sam: how about a pyromaniac
Sam: that could be fun
Will: you know what though
Will: if we were ever going to do some crime
Will: Im betting his neighbors have the same house plan as his
Sam: yes, it might be slightly less suspicious
Sam: if people around him got robbed
Sam: and we got new stuff
Sam: rather than him getting robbed
Will: also we could split the winnings with J if he staked them out and told us when they left and came
Sam: and us getting new stuff
Will: you know, from day to day
Sam: haha
Will: so we had a schedule to work off of
Will: also wed need a look out
Will: and who better than someone who lives next door
Sam: and a safe place to sell the stuff
Will: there are pawn shops all over town
Sam: well
Sam: it would probably be safer
Sam: if we sold them out of town
Will: and I could sell stuff to them without my glasses on with blue hair
Sam: haha
Will: with sunglasses
Will: etc
Sam: or a stocking over your head*
Will: give them a fake name
Sam: people are scared of stockings
Will: haha
Will: yes
Will: I saw
Will: funny
Sam: yes
...
Will: so
Will: my parents are insane
Sam: you don't have to tell me that
Will: so much money going out
Sam: yeah, so your parents bought all this stuff
Sam: and they bought us a drying rack
Will: ha
Sam: maybe we should return that
Sam: would that help
Will: naw
Will: if you are going to return it Ill take it
Sam: haha good cuz it's awesome and i'm keeping it
Sam: heck no
Sam: but you can borrow it sometimes
Will: maybe I can dry the hides of the people I just killed and skinned
Sam: yeah that's not morbid and completely disgusting
Will: hahaha
Will: you can quote that too
Will: if you like
Sam: and it would get my drying rack dirty
Sam: you can count on it
Will: sam what would you do if I got a degree in criminal justice
Sam: i would call you my sister
Will: Id have to turn you in for coming up with such a devious plan to rob J
Sam: and then i'd send them my blog
Will: really?
Sam: which had details of your participation
Will: ha
Sam: and you'd go down with me
Will: NO
Will: your sister wants to be a criminal justice-fier
Sam: yep
Will: hmm
Will: what do you know
Will: well
Will: she aint gonna take me alive
Sam: of course not
Sam: i'm killing you with claymores next week
Will: nooo
Will: on a slightly more serious note, I was actually considering doing something in criminal justice after I graduate
Will: like locking you up for good
Sam: yes, it sounded like you were interested in it
Sam: now it's my turn to say nooo
Will: haha
Will: well
Will: you know
Will: prositution is illegal in the state of virginia
Sam: haa
Sam: i wish i had a clever comment about that
Sam: but it just cracked me up
Will: haha
Will: good
Will: clever comebacks are my department
Sam: oh snap
Will: snap, ho!
* see 7/26 blog entry
Sam: i thought J had gone to nova
Will: did he not?
Sam: unless your brother flew to nova
Sam: just now
Will: haha
Sam: in his rocket
Will: well
Will: you know he likes to keep it fueled in case of emergencies
Will: like J's house
Sam: yes
Sam: speaking of J's house, i'm planning to rob it
Sam: just a heads up
Sam: when i get all kinds of cool furniture soon
...
Sam: we went to d.c.
Sam: and i got us lost
Will: HOT
Will: also
Will: a little known fact:
Sam: yes, i got us lost in d.c. at 12am
Will: oh god
Sam: hahaha
Will: did you end up in anacostia?
Sam: probably
Will: youd know
Sam: but we were only lost for about 12 minutes
Sam: not really
Sam: i don't know d.c.
Sam: obviously since i got us lost
Will: SE DC is like the rob, rape and kill capital of the nation
Sam: yes, this i know
Will: and anacostia is the capital of SE DC
Sam: we left the mci center
Sam: and were right about to get on 66
Sam: dave was like, this road turns into 66
Sam: so i see a sign
Sam: and turn
Sam: and end up in hell
Will: haha
Will: yay
Sam: aka downtown d.c.
Will: haha huzzah
Will: oh
Sam: and he's like, you were supposed to stay straight on that road!
Will: back to robbing J
Sam: oh
Sam: yes, that's more beneficial to me
Will: technically it will be burglary if you dont hold him up
Sam: oh
Will: but
Sam: well i could hold him up
Sam: if you want
Will: well
Will: listen close kiddo
[Insert secret to robbing J's house here.]
Will: so we could just [insert secret plans here]
Will: and steal all his stuff
Sam: and put it...in my camry
Will: well
Will: not all of it
Will: you have to leave a torn piece of cloth on the door
Will: and put some small objects near his neighbors house
Will: and then we plant some evidence inside the neighbors house
Sam: hahaha
Sam: you seem to know a lot about burgling J
Sam: have you done it before? in a nonsexual way, that is
Will: hahaha no
Will: who doesnt think about crime
Sam: this is true
Sam: i think about killing you all the time
Will: probably most people dont come up with a plan to burgle their friends houses
Will: but!
Will: I am not psychopathic
Will: or a kleptomaniac
Sam: if you say so
Sam: how about a pyromaniac
Sam: that could be fun
Will: you know what though
Will: if we were ever going to do some crime
Will: Im betting his neighbors have the same house plan as his
Sam: yes, it might be slightly less suspicious
Sam: if people around him got robbed
Sam: and we got new stuff
Sam: rather than him getting robbed
Will: also we could split the winnings with J if he staked them out and told us when they left and came
Sam: and us getting new stuff
Will: you know, from day to day
Sam: haha
Will: so we had a schedule to work off of
Will: also wed need a look out
Will: and who better than someone who lives next door
Sam: and a safe place to sell the stuff
Will: there are pawn shops all over town
Sam: well
Sam: it would probably be safer
Sam: if we sold them out of town
Will: and I could sell stuff to them without my glasses on with blue hair
Sam: haha
Will: with sunglasses
Will: etc
Sam: or a stocking over your head*
Will: give them a fake name
Sam: people are scared of stockings
Will: haha
Will: yes
Will: I saw
Will: funny
Sam: yes
...
Will: so
Will: my parents are insane
Sam: you don't have to tell me that
Will: so much money going out
Sam: yeah, so your parents bought all this stuff
Sam: and they bought us a drying rack
Will: ha
Sam: maybe we should return that
Sam: would that help
Will: naw
Will: if you are going to return it Ill take it
Sam: haha good cuz it's awesome and i'm keeping it
Sam: heck no
Sam: but you can borrow it sometimes
Will: maybe I can dry the hides of the people I just killed and skinned
Sam: yeah that's not morbid and completely disgusting
Will: hahaha
Will: you can quote that too
Will: if you like
Sam: and it would get my drying rack dirty
Sam: you can count on it
Will: sam what would you do if I got a degree in criminal justice
Sam: i would call you my sister
Will: Id have to turn you in for coming up with such a devious plan to rob J
Sam: and then i'd send them my blog
Will: really?
Sam: which had details of your participation
Will: ha
Sam: and you'd go down with me
Will: NO
Will: your sister wants to be a criminal justice-fier
Sam: yep
Will: hmm
Will: what do you know
Will: well
Will: she aint gonna take me alive
Sam: of course not
Sam: i'm killing you with claymores next week
Will: nooo
Will: on a slightly more serious note, I was actually considering doing something in criminal justice after I graduate
Will: like locking you up for good
Sam: yes, it sounded like you were interested in it
Sam: now it's my turn to say nooo
Will: haha
Will: well
Will: you know
Will: prositution is illegal in the state of virginia
Sam: haa
Sam: i wish i had a clever comment about that
Sam: but it just cracked me up
Will: haha
Will: good
Will: clever comebacks are my department
Sam: oh snap
Will: snap, ho!
* see 7/26 blog entry
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