Sam vs. Will - part 1

Due to incidents that occurred this weekend, Will and I had a fun AIM conversation that I will share. It pretty much sums up (albeit poorly) all of the news-worthy events that have taken place over the past two days. Because it's so long I am going to share it in five parts that are not necessarily in order, but make the most sense shared this way...if they even make sense at all.

*Names have been changed/abbreviated.


Sam: i haven't posted anything new since yesterday
Sam: i've been tres busy since we got back today
Will: I noticed how lame you are
Sam: yes
Will: heh
Sam: i am a super dork and a half
Sam: my own blog embarrasses me
Sam: yet i keep going back
Will: dear god sam
Will: you are telling a kid who works for your husband at a software company that you are a dork?
Sam: hahaha
Sam: good point
Sam: god, i'm so much cooler than all of you combined
Will: and I am going to confirm it
Will: you are such a huge dork
Sam: hahaha
Sam: yes
Will: bigger than all of us combined
Sam: i wouldn't go that far
Sam: but i am a pretty huge dork
Will: true
Will: ha
Will: true to the first part
Will: possibly true to the second part
Sam: okay
Sam: what should i write about next
Will: our faux fashion fight
Sam: perhaps robbing J?
Will: and robbing J
Sam: probably
Will: or his neighbors
Will: in fact
Will: all of the above
Will: also anacostia
Sam: yes
Sam: do you mind if i post parts of this conversation
Sam: i'll change the SNs
Will: sam, my integrity is all I have
Will: so go right ahead, because that was shot long ago