S vs. W - part 3 - The Life Aquatic

Sam: we just watched a fun movie at T's
Will: oh?
Sam: the life aquatic
Will: yes
Will: mike and I watched that at J's house
Will: many moons ago
Will: very strange film, that
Sam: yes
Sam: although entertaining
Will: also
Will: jeff goldblum
Will: enough said
Sam: ha
Sam: ah that was awesome
Sam: good work
Will: I... gave it a cold. A virus. A.. computer... virus. yes.
Sam: haha
Sam: he looked fabulous in his tightie whities
Sam: on his ship
Will: haha yes
Sam: with his homosexual crew
Will: when doesnt he look fabulous in his tightie whities on his ship with his homosexual crew
Sam: this is true
Will: so I pretty much answered my own question

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Sam: i need a dolphin with a camera
Will: haha
Sam: like bill murray
Will: who doesnt
Sam: yeah
Sam: although
Sam: jeff goldblum
Will: ha
Sam: apparently he needs turtles
Will: with his gay sailors
Sam: not dolphins
Sam: yes
Sam: he's half gay
Will: in the end
Sam: that's his excuse for being a crappy husband
Will: who isnt half gay
Sam: yeah, apparently bill murray certainly is
Will: oh
Will: I bought a very pirate-y shirt
Will: tax-free of course
Sam: oh man
Sam: i want a very pirate-y shirt