S vs. W - part 2 - The Faux Fashion Fight
I went to my first Dixie Chicks concert this weekend (w00t). When I got back the next day, I found this blog comment that Will had left for me regarding my 'Fashionably picky husband' entry the other day:
"Dear Sam,
While I support your quest to expand your fashion realm, let me first point out that you are so hypocritical. Dave is fashionably picky? So are you! Anytime I wear anything that isn't mainstream enough for you guys I get met with questioning looks and weird comments. While I realize that bleached hair may be a bit more extreme than witch shoes, if you are going to judge people, judge yourself first! Just a friendly reminder from your less fashionably picky neighbor.
Love,
-Will"
We discussed it tonight via AIM because he is currently 4 hours away visiting his parents and I am not.
Sam: sir!
Will: madame!
Sam: hello!
Sam: how is northern va
Will: much better now that the dixie chicks are gone
Sam: nooo
Will: haha
Will: I jest
Sam: they were super roxorz
Will: it was actually your leaving that made the sun shine a little brighter
Sam: ha
Sam: this is true
Will: things are good
Sam: good
Will: apparently I have parents
Sam: oh
Sam: wow
Will: and there is no sales tax on clothes or school supplies until the 7th
Will: in virginia
Will: just FYI
Sam: sweet
Will: if you didnt know
Sam: too bad i went shopping earlier this week
Will: so if you or dave need clothes
Sam: well i knew it was no sales tax weekend
Sam: but i didn't know it was only on clothes and school supplies
Will: I did not until I was here
Will: so I bought clothes for fall
Will: DAMN SEXY CLOTHES
Sam: well i need clothes but i already bought clothes
Sam: ha
Sam: fashionable clothes?
Will: more fashionable than you or dave can deal with
Sam: ha
Will: I presume you saw my excellent comment
Sam: yes
Sam: i didn't realize it bothered you when we commented [on your clothes]
Will: did you like the pseudo formal form
Sam: even though our comments are not meant to be taken seriously
Sam: haha yes
Will: with the letter heading
Will: oh
Will: it doesnt bother me
Sam: yes, it was excellent
Sam: good
Sam: because i like how you dress
Will: it was something of a stretch to make you out to be self righteous
Will: but I thought the opportunity was offered
Sam: this is true
Sam: and you did very well
Will: and it might be a couple seconds before I had another good chance to make fun of sam
Will: also
Will: and Im sure you are crushed by this
Will: I actually dont base what I wear off what you and dave think
Sam: ha i know
Sam: which is why i was surprised by your comment
Will: heh
Sam: and very curious
Will: well simply chalk it up to mental instability
Sam: right on
Will: also chalk up those murders to that too
Sam: and i quite enjoy having friends with crazy colored hair
Will: haha
Will: well
Will: you dont have to
Sam: fine, i won't
Will: good
Sam: but i do anyway
Will: bring it on
Will: boo
"Dear Sam,
While I support your quest to expand your fashion realm, let me first point out that you are so hypocritical. Dave is fashionably picky? So are you! Anytime I wear anything that isn't mainstream enough for you guys I get met with questioning looks and weird comments. While I realize that bleached hair may be a bit more extreme than witch shoes, if you are going to judge people, judge yourself first! Just a friendly reminder from your less fashionably picky neighbor.
Love,
-Will"
We discussed it tonight via AIM because he is currently 4 hours away visiting his parents and I am not.
Sam: sir!
Will: madame!
Sam: hello!
Sam: how is northern va
Will: much better now that the dixie chicks are gone
Sam: nooo
Will: haha
Will: I jest
Sam: they were super roxorz
Will: it was actually your leaving that made the sun shine a little brighter
Sam: ha
Sam: this is true
Will: things are good
Sam: good
Will: apparently I have parents
Sam: oh
Sam: wow
Will: and there is no sales tax on clothes or school supplies until the 7th
Will: in virginia
Will: just FYI
Sam: sweet
Will: if you didnt know
Sam: too bad i went shopping earlier this week
Will: so if you or dave need clothes
Sam: well i knew it was no sales tax weekend
Sam: but i didn't know it was only on clothes and school supplies
Will: I did not until I was here
Will: so I bought clothes for fall
Will: DAMN SEXY CLOTHES
Sam: well i need clothes but i already bought clothes
Sam: ha
Sam: fashionable clothes?
Will: more fashionable than you or dave can deal with
Sam: ha
Will: I presume you saw my excellent comment
Sam: yes
Sam: i didn't realize it bothered you when we commented [on your clothes]
Will: did you like the pseudo formal form
Sam: even though our comments are not meant to be taken seriously
Sam: haha yes
Will: with the letter heading
Will: oh
Will: it doesnt bother me
Sam: yes, it was excellent
Sam: good
Sam: because i like how you dress
Will: it was something of a stretch to make you out to be self righteous
Will: but I thought the opportunity was offered
Sam: this is true
Sam: and you did very well
Will: and it might be a couple seconds before I had another good chance to make fun of sam
Will: also
Will: and Im sure you are crushed by this
Will: I actually dont base what I wear off what you and dave think
Sam: ha i know
Sam: which is why i was surprised by your comment
Will: heh
Sam: and very curious
Will: well simply chalk it up to mental instability
Sam: right on
Will: also chalk up those murders to that too
Sam: and i quite enjoy having friends with crazy colored hair
Will: haha
Will: well
Will: you dont have to
Sam: fine, i won't
Will: good
Sam: but i do anyway
Will: bring it on
Will: boo
posted by Sam at 4:11 AM
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